Zombie Picnic

  • Scene 1
    • Girls at beach
      • 3 to 4 minutes of two extreme bimbos (Jazzy and Summer) playing at a lake. Their ball rolls into the trees where one girl encounters a zombie who has been watching from the trees. The zombie grabs the girl and bites her throat, spraying arterial blood all over the trees. The zombie then proceeds to the beach where the other girl is sunning herself. She thinks the person approaching is her friend, and begins chastising her for leaving her alone, when she realizes it is not her friend but a zombie instead, who grabs her and disembowels her for a snack. The girls return later as zombies at the zombie picnic.
  • Scene 2
    • Old woman on porch
      • 2 minute scene of an old woman (Dianna) in a rocking chair on her front porch knitting or sewing. A zombie approaches and the woman curses about the damn zombies being everywhere and pulls a double barreled shot gun out from under her lap blanket and blasts the first zombie. A second zombie appears and begins to devour her. The old woman returns later as a zombie at the zombie picnic.
  • Scene 3
    • Obligatory shower scene
      • 3 to 4 minute non-nudity psycho like shower scene that begins with a well endowed woman in spandex exercising on a treadmill or jogging. She goes to the bathroom and turns on the shower and the radio, then exits the scene into the bedroom. She returns wrapped in a towel and checks the water. The towel is seen dropping to the floor, and the shots inside the shower are all close-ups, showing the water on the hair, suds on the back or shoulder, a soapy calf, etc. The woman is oblivious to the shadow that is visible outside the shower. Then the shower curtain is suddenly ripped off the rings revealing a zombie standing outside the shower. A close-up shows the woman screaming as the zombie attacks, and her blood is shown circling the drain. The scene ends with the woman laying in the shower covered by the shower curtain with only her face and one leg exposed. The woman returns later as a zombie.
  • Scene 4
    • Hero and Heroine in car on dirt road
      • 4 to 5 minute scene of the hero (Zeke) and his girl friend (Callie) in a car parked on a country dirt road listening to the radio. They notice a stranger staggering down the road, and heroine thinks he may be injured. She insists hero go check him out. When hero approaches, he sees that it is a zombie, and begins shouting to heroine to lock the car doors. She ignores him and gets out of the car. She is immediately grabbed by a second zombie, but she struggles and the zombie is unable to bite her. Zeke reaches down and picks up a limb and uses it like a baseball bat and with a mighty swing knocks the first zombie s head clean off. The head goes flying out of the scene, but a shot of the head shows it still alive and gnashing its teeth. The hero returns to assist heroine and pulls the zombie away from her. She kicks the zombie in the crotch, and the zombie get a surprised look on his face. This distraction gives the hero just enough time twist the zombie s head around backwards. The zombie falls to the ground, and hero and heroine back over the body several times, then speed away.
  • Scene 5
    • Hero and Heroine in car discussing zombies
      • 2 minute scene in and out of car. Car speeds down dirt roads as Zeke and Callie discuss changes in zombie behavior ie: the number of them and the fact they are mobile during the day. Zeke decides they must get to town because he can t get his best friend on the cell phone.
  • Scene 6
    • Zombie Family
      • 2 to 3 minute scene where car arrives in town and parks in front of house. Zeke instructs Callie to wait in the car with the engine running and the doors locked. He exits the car and runs into the house. He is shocked to find his friend Mark) and his friend s wife (Meghan) sitting in the living room feeding the brains from a corpse to their baby who is also now zombiefied. The zombie family returns later at the zombie picnic.
  • Scene 7
    • Zeke returns to car
      • 1 to 2 minute scene where Zeke explains what he saw to Callie and must restrain her to keep her from running into the house to save the baby. They see several zombies down the street staggering towards them. As they discuss their options and what to do, a zombie suddenly begins clawing at the window, and after some exclamatory dialog the car speeds off.
  • Scene 8
    • Decisions
      • 1 to 2 minute scene . On the road again, the couple discus options like heading for the city or calling the state police or the US Army. Zeke realized that they don t need THE army, they need a special army, and he tells Callie that they must find the old man . Callie argues that he is just a crazy old coot that lives like a hermit alone in his cabin. They continue to discuss merits of the plan.
  • Scene 9
    • Scenic Drive
      • 1 to 2 minutes of shots both in and out of car as car speeds down dirt roads.
  • Scene 10
    • The Old Man
      • 1 to 2 minutes of car pulling up to cabin in the woods. A grizzly old man (Richard) is sitting in front of a cabin. The car stops and two barking wiener dogs charge the car as Zeke and Callie exit.
  • Scene 11
    • The Explanation
      • 5 to 6 minute scene. Zeke questions the old man about why he has wiener dogs and wouldn t a Rottweiler or Pit Bull be a better choice. The Old Man explains that wiener dogs are ferocious because they were bread to hunt badgers and because they are so short that a zombie can t bend over far enough to catch them. Zeke begins to explain the recent events and asks what could cause this zombie behavior. Callie is looking at a plucked chicken hanging from a tree branch. The old man yells for her to get away, and tosses something on the ground below the chicken, and a bear trap springs closed. The old man curses zombies and begins to explain that while the area had always had a minor zombie problem, until now, they were nocturnal, and kept to remote areas. Many people didn t know they existed, many believed they were only a legend, and a few even hunted them in the forests. But now, ever since the planetary alignment in 2012 and the earth s poles beginning to shift, the zombies are becoming bolder, venturing out during the day and actually attacking people.
  • Scene 12
    • Zombies Everywhere
      • 3 to 4 minute scene where the old man suddenly pulls a gun from his hip and fires over Zeke s shoulder. A zombie with a bullet hole in his forehead falls to the ground, dropping something that he was carrying. A closer look at the zombie reveals tire tracks across his torso and the object he dropped was the head of another zombie, which is still gnashing its teeth and trying to bite them. The old man casually dispatches the head with a shot between the eyes, and explains that the only way to kill them is to destroy their brains. Zeke realizes these are the same zombies he encountered earlier and that the one he ran over has been carrying its friend s head around. The old man enters the cabin, and returns with a large canvas bag which he gives to Zeke. Zeke opens the bag and gets a surprised look. A close up reveals the contents to be weapons and dynamite.
  • Scene 13
    • Rambo Up
      • 2 to 3 minutes scene. Zeke and Callie dressed in camo attire, tank tops, head bands, etc. Zeke is armed with M-16 and 45, and Callie with shotgun and has a bandoleer of shells across her chest. Zeke checks the sharpness of his knife and slides it into the sheath.
  • Scene 14
    • End Of The Old Man
      • 2 to 3 minutes. A zombie jumps from beside the cabin and grabs the old man, biting into his throat. Zeke stabs his knife into the zombie s head, and it drops to the ground, releasing the old man. The old man is lying on the ground, and tells Zeke he must shoot him so that he doesn t turn into a zombie. Zeke is hesitant, but swears to do it. The old man gasps for breath, and in his last words hoarsely whispers to Zeke, and tells him there is something he needs to know. As Zeke leans closer, the old man says in a gasping, Darth Vader type voice, Zeke, I m your father , then expires. Zeke screams a loud NO!! , and vows revenge. Zeke and Callie load the weapons into the car and drive off in a cloud of dust.
  • Scene 15
    • Zombie Picnic
      • 3 to 4 minute scene. Driving back to town Zeke and Callie see a group of people having a picnic. The people are sitting at tables, in lawn chairs, playing football, etc. As Zeke and Callie approach, they see that they are not people, but all of the previous zombies and their victims. One of the zombies smells live flesh and sounds the alarm. As the zombies stand and stagger towards Zeke and Callie, a massive battle ensues. As the battle concludes, Zeke and Callie are out of ammunition and there are still two zombies left. Callie faces a female zombie, and delivers a mighty roundhouse kick causing the zombie to fall backwards onto a tree with a broken limb that stabs through the zombie s head and protrudes from her eye. Zeke has backed up a few steps, and is yelling for the last zombie to come and get him . As he retreats, he kicks the football the zombies had been playing with. He picks it up and throws a perfect spiral pass with all his might, and embeds the football into the zombie s eye.
  • Scene 16
    • Exodus
      • Zeke and Callie, covered in Zombie juice, survey the carnage, and get into the car. As they drive away, they are congratulating themselves for cleaning up the zombie problem once and for all. The car disappears into the dust. The camera cuts back to the dead zombies littering the ground, and finally comes to rest on the zombie baby, alive and well, in its car seat.
  • The End
  • Roll Credits